Put Your Hands Up
I have a habit sometimes of being asked to go do something, and responding with “sure” almost immediately. Last night was one of those times. I followed HP to the Middle East Downstairs to go watch some rappers that he knew and I had never heard of play. It was a lot of fun, so here, for you today, is a bit of a foray into musical concert review.
Middle East Downstairs
If you’ve never been to the venue, imagine having a concert in a basement. You come down the stairs, the stage is in the front, raised up to the waist of a short person, and the floor is flanked by two bars, one of which is on a raised section. That’s pretty much the venue. It’s small without being cramped (I think “cozy” is a word one could use). Amazingly, this was my first foray there.
Drinks
It’s a bar. A bar that attracts hipsters like moths to a porch light. So there’s PBR aplenty. They have a few things on draft, but since I didn’t want a plastic cup, I stuck with cans of Newcastle. It was a good decision. Just sayin’, is all.
And now, the acts!
Astronautalis
Imagine a cross between Neil Patrick Harris and Chris Martin of Coldplay. Now add skinny jeans and put him him in that “You Are Here” Milky Way Galaxy shirt. Then let him tell jokes inbetween rapping about American history. Now you have an idea of what Astronautalis was like. The crowd obviously had no idea what to make of him at first, especially since his rapping involved a lot of singing, but by the time he was nearing his halfway point he was winning everyone over. Telling us things like “I’ like talking shit like I didn’t like I didn’t go to a private liberal arts college for theater. I’m so street. That’s right, I have a liberal arts degree. That’s about as hip hop as it gets.” didn’t hurt, either. Then there was the free style.
In order to prove that it was truly freestyle, and not something he came up with ahead of time, Astronautalis asked for topics from the crowd. The topics were: Jesus as a rap producer, bit torrents, Origin of Species, penguins, and Legos. I think the proper words for how he did are: holy shit. That man can freestyle. I was damn impressed. With that one magical act, the crowd fell in love with him, and when he eventually came back up for a duo later, the crowd went nuts for him.
Dessa
Dessa is a female rapper, and apparently a rather new one. She also sounds nothing like what I was expecting. She stepped on stage to a lot of cheering – and a lot of screaming from girls in the crowd – and was a rather unassuming looking tall girl in a hoodie. Then she began to sing. Her first song was a sonic fog that catches you unaware and sneaks under your skin before you have a chance to insulate yourself. It was a soulful song, and it was the start of a set that had most of the crowd eating out of her hand. At least, the female portions of the crowd. Most of Dessa’s songs were about breakups and ex-boyfriends. They were excellent songs to listen to, and even though those of us that don’t find themselves dating (and breakup up with) guys could identify with the feelings and emotions in them. Dessa’s style apparently is mixing singing and rapping in her songs, giving me the impression at one point of a no-frills, hoodie-clad rapper counterpart to Amanda Palmer. Dessa returned to stage before Astronautalis for a rapping duet with POS, and I’m not sure if the crowd knew who they wanted to cheer louder for. But they were cheering none the less.
POS
The headliner for the night was POS. Black t-shirt, jeans, and a black baseball cap was the uniform. Whereas Astronautalis won the part-hipster crowd over with his humor and nerd rap, and Dessa insinuated herself under your skin and got you before you knew it, POS was a full auditory attack. His songs hit the ears fast and hard, grabbing on and not letting you go until they said you could go. When POS told the crowd he wanted to see their hands, a forest of hands went up (many of which had large black Xs on them). When he told them he wanted a mosh pit, HP and I got shoved out of the way fast, and a writhing, jumping, crashing mass of humanity overtook the front of the floor. It happened so quickly that POS even remarked, “Damn, I forgot this was Boston.” Damn. Straight.
By the time the show was over, I was ready to fall asleep in the cab on the ride home from all the expended energy. If you have a chance to see any of these three, I suggest checking them out. They were worth every penny I paid without knowing who they were at all.
Tom









